Trump’s Favorite Things

A parody of the song from The Sound of Music (1:44) by “Yours truly”

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Sing along, if you’d like:

Chatting up despots and foreign dictators,
Scorning reporters and calling them traitors,
Running amuck, and the chaos it brings,
These are a few of Trump’s favorite things.

White House in-fighting with lots of back-stabbin’,
TicTacs and kisses and pussies for grabbin’,
Grandiose visions; erratic mood swings,
These are a few of Trump’s favorite things.

Giving the finger to other free nations,
Leaving his aides with destroyed reputations,
Plus KellyAnne and the shit that she slings,
These are a few of Trump’s favorite things.

When the Post bites,
When the Times stings,
When he’s feeling bad,
Trump simply remembers his favorite things
And then goes stark raving mad.

 

 

Byron Kennard

 

As published in today’s HuffPost online

3 Comments

  1. Excellent!!! I’ll forward my own effort, pending at NYT where most witty stuff goes to die.

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