NOT FAKE NEWS, BUT AUTHENTIC SATIRE When it comes to Trump’s misadventures, I’m waiting for the other shoe to drop. … More
Author: byronkennardblog
Formerly a professional do-gooder working virtually 24/7, Byron Kennard is at present semi-retired. Today he does good only now and then, whenever the spirit moves him. Kennard lives in Washington, DC, a city where there is great need for his services but almost no demand.
Don’t forget what happened to President Ford after he pardoned Nixon
I’m operating on the assumption that Trump will be impeached sooner rather than later. He’s bound to do something so … More
Bing Crosby to sing at Trump’s Inaugural
President-elect Trump’s senior adviser Kellyanne Conway announced today that the Bing Crosby Estate has granted permission for the broadcast of … More
Trump, Mussolini & Me
There aren’t enough derogatory words in the English language to describe my feelings about Donald Trump. For the moment, however, … More
President-Elect to make Donald Trump Jr. Director of National Zoo
Alt-Right Group Opposing Animal Rights Endorses His Appointment President-elect Trump announced today that he will appoint his eldest son, Donald … More
To Serve at Putin’s Pleasure
’Twas thanks to Russian hacking, That Clinton’s votes were lacking; Now alt-right men Are in like Flynn, And Putin’s lips … More
Trump Plans to Name Billy Bush Chair of FCC
According to a high-level source inside the Trump transition team, President-elect Trump plans to name Billy Bush, former co-host of … More
Uncle Sam’s Demise (in five lines)
Uncle Sam, a bearded chap, Survived (Thank God) Pearl Harbor; But now poor Sam is in his grave, And why? … More
Trump Pledges to Make IRS Supportive of Tax Avoiders
“There are hundreds of sneaky ways to avoid paying taxes,” the Republican nominee declares. “Hard working Americans ought to have … More
If elected, Trump pledges “To Abolish the Environment”
Speaking today at a gun rights rally held in Yellowstone National Park, Republican Presidential nominee Donald Trump pledged that, if … More
In Defense of Deviousness
Ladies and gentlemen, I rise in defense of deviousness, a much misunderstood and maligned aspect of political leadership. Deviousness, in … More
Trump Refuses to Release his Psychiatric Records
“I am not a kook!” he tweets. “I’m as sane as the Rock of Gibraltar.” Moments after Hillary Clinton released … More
In post-BREXIT turmoil, Parliament suspends Magna Carta and grants Queen absolute power
In a desperate, unprecedented attempt to restore political stability, the British Parliament voted yesterday to suspend the Magna Carta and, in the … More
Experts warn that Trump’s small penis could trigger World War III
ZURICH (Rooters): Presidential candidate Donald Trump’s efforts to refute allegations about the size of his penis received a blow yesterday … More
Election Limerick
As Trump sees his chances retreating, His sanity too is depleting; Will it totally flee When he’s live on TV? … More