(NOT FAKE NEWS BUT AUTHENTIC SATIRE) In a statement made public today, Donald Trump’s adult children offered an apology … More
Author: byronkennardblog
Formerly a professional do-gooder working virtually 24/7, Byron Kennard is at present semi-retired. Today he does good only now and then, whenever the spirit moves him. Kennard lives in Washington, DC, a city where there is great need for his services but almost no demand.
Trump’s Hairdresser is Reputed to be a Fairy
NOT FAKE NEWS, BUT AUTHENTIC SATIRE According to a rumor now making the rounds in Washington, President Trump’s hairdresser is … More
In a rage, President Trump mistakenly fires Regis Philbin, his old friend, instead of Reince Priebus, his Chief of Staff
— Trump and Philbin, singing a duet, in happier days. … More
Trump Administration Rules Out Use of Poison to Destroy Political Opponents
NOT FAKE NEWS, BUT AUTHENTIC SATIRE Putin’s Offer of “Technical Assistance” Firmly Rejected According to an anonymous high-level source … More
What to Do While Waiting for the Other Shoe to Drop
NOT FAKE NEWS, BUT AUTHENTIC SATIRE When it comes to Trump’s misadventures, I’m waiting for the other shoe to drop. … More
Don’t forget what happened to President Ford after he pardoned Nixon
I’m operating on the assumption that Trump will be impeached sooner rather than later. He’s bound to do something so … More
Bing Crosby to sing at Trump’s Inaugural
President-elect Trump’s senior adviser Kellyanne Conway announced today that the Bing Crosby Estate has granted permission for the broadcast of … More
Trump, Mussolini & Me
There aren’t enough derogatory words in the English language to describe my feelings about Donald Trump. For the moment, however, … More
President-Elect to make Donald Trump Jr. Director of National Zoo
Alt-Right Group Opposing Animal Rights Endorses His Appointment President-elect Trump announced today that he will appoint his eldest son, Donald … More
To Serve at Putin’s Pleasure
’Twas thanks to Russian hacking, That Clinton’s votes were lacking; Now alt-right men Are in like Flynn, And Putin’s lips … More
