Alt-Right Group Opposing Animal Rights Endorses His Appointment President-elect Trump announced today that he will appoint his eldest son, Donald … More
Category: Election2016
To Serve at Putin’s Pleasure
’Twas thanks to Russian hacking, That Clinton’s votes were lacking; Now alt-right men Are in like Flynn, And Putin’s lips … More
Trump Plans to Name Billy Bush Chair of FCC
According to a high-level source inside the Trump transition team, President-elect Trump plans to name Billy Bush, former co-host of … More
Uncle Sam’s Demise (in five lines)
Uncle Sam, a bearded chap, Survived (Thank God) Pearl Harbor; But now poor Sam is in his grave, And why? … More
Trump Pledges to Make IRS Supportive of Tax Avoiders
“There are hundreds of sneaky ways to avoid paying taxes,” the Republican nominee declares. “Hard working Americans ought to have … More
If elected, Trump pledges “To Abolish the Environment”
Speaking today at a gun rights rally held in Yellowstone National Park, Republican Presidential nominee Donald Trump pledged that, if … More
In Defense of Deviousness
Ladies and gentlemen, I rise in defense of deviousness, a much misunderstood and maligned aspect of political leadership. Deviousness, in … More
Trump Refuses to Release his Psychiatric Records
“I am not a kook!” he tweets. “I’m as sane as the Rock of Gibraltar.” Moments after Hillary Clinton released … More
Experts warn that Trump’s small penis could trigger World War III
ZURICH (Rooters): Presidential candidate Donald Trump’s efforts to refute allegations about the size of his penis received a blow yesterday … More
Election Limerick
As Trump sees his chances retreating, His sanity too is depleting; Will it totally flee When he’s live on TV? … More
