Uncle Sam, a bearded chap, Survived (Thank God) Pearl Harbor; But now poor Sam is in his grave, And why? … More

“There are hundreds of sneaky ways to avoid paying taxes,” the Republican nominee declares. “Hard working Americans ought to have … More

Ladies and gentlemen, I rise in defense of deviousness, a much misunderstood and maligned aspect of political leadership. Deviousness, in … More

“I am not a kook!” he tweets. “I’m as sane as the Rock of Gibraltar.” Moments after Hillary Clinton released … More

ZURICH (Rooters): Presidential candidate Donald Trump’s efforts to refute allegations about the size of his penis received a blow yesterday … More

As Trump sees his chances retreating, His sanity too is depleting; Will it totally flee When he’s live on TV? … More

Trump’s a satirist’s dream So we made quite a team; Without him, why bother to blog at all?   I … More

In stunning move, Trump creates Miss Big Bang — a beauty pageant “to honor full-figured women.” To show her support … More

Name Change Ignites Patriotic Protest “For the price I paid to rent the joint I can call it anything I … More

Republican Nominee Pivots Toward George Washington in the selection of his new National Campaign Headquarters In a dramatic effort to … More

URGENT UPDATE FOR READERS Since the following story was published on August 8, many people are saying that Donald Trump’s … More