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Byron Kennard is a proud 84-year-old gay man who’s been “out” since the end of World War II (when he was eight). Kennard is also a Burkean conservative, a left-wing community organizer, a high-brow historian, and a low-brow comedy writer.

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  • How to Trick People into Doing the Right Thing
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  • YouTube videos
  • Essays
  • Blog Posts
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Category: Trump

Trump’s Favorite Things

A parody of the song from The Sound of Music (1:44) by “Yours truly” Watch It Now   Sing along, … More

Trump Fires Spicer, Hires O’Reilly

Former Fox News Star to “Host” Daily White House Briefings (Not fake news but authentic satire) In a series of … More

Conway, FoxNews, GOD, O'Reilly, Spicer, Trump

Bannon denied key to newly refurbished Executive Washroom in White House West Wing

 (NOT FAKE NEWS BUT AUTHENTIC SATIRE) Latest slight signifies diminished stature for Bannon in White House hierarchy The most dramatic … More

Bannon, Kushner, Political, Ryan, Satire

Trump’s Children Apologize to Public for “Dad’s Bizarre Behavior”

 (NOT FAKE NEWS BUT AUTHENTIC SATIRE)   In a statement made public today, Donald Trump’s adult children offered an apology … More

Bannon, EricTrump, Ivanka, Junior, Melania

Trump’s Hairdresser is Reputed to be a Fairy

NOT FAKE NEWS, BUT AUTHENTIC SATIRE According to a rumor now making the rounds in Washington, President Trump’s hairdresser is … More

Bakker, Manson, Political, Satire, Trump

In a rage, President Trump mistakenly fires Regis Philbin, his old friend, instead of Reince Priebus, his Chief of Staff

                 —     Trump and Philbin, singing a duet, in happier days. … More

Trump Administration Rules Out Use of Poison to Destroy Political Opponents

NOT FAKE NEWS, BUT AUTHENTIC SATIRE   Putin’s Offer of “Technical Assistance” Firmly Rejected According to an anonymous high-level source … More

What to Do While Waiting for the Other Shoe to Drop

NOT FAKE NEWS, BUT AUTHENTIC SATIRE When it comes to Trump’s misadventures, I’m waiting for the other shoe to drop. … More

Don’t forget what happened to President Ford after he pardoned Nixon

I’m operating on the assumption that Trump will be impeached sooner rather than later.  He’s bound to do something so … More

Ford, Nixon, Pence, Presidential Pardon, Trump

Bing Crosby to sing at Trump’s Inaugural

President-elect Trump’s senior adviser Kellyanne Conway announced today that the Bing Crosby Estate has granted permission for the broadcast of … More

Making Late Singers Great Again, Political, Satire

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  • Trump’s Favorite Things
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  • Trump Fires Spicer, Hires O’Reilly
  • Bannon denied key to newly refurbished Executive Washroom in White House West Wing
  • Trump’s Children Apologize to Public for “Dad’s Bizarre Behavior”
  • Trump’s Hairdresser is Reputed to be a Fairy
  • In a rage, President Trump mistakenly fires Regis Philbin, his old friend, instead of Reince Priebus, his Chief of Staff
  • Trump Administration Rules Out Use of Poison to Destroy Political Opponents
  • What to Do While Waiting for the Other Shoe to Drop
  • Don’t forget what happened to President Ford after he pardoned Nixon
  • Bing Crosby to sing at Trump’s Inaugural
  • Trump, Mussolini & Me
  • President-Elect to make Donald Trump Jr. Director of National Zoo
  • To Serve at Putin’s Pleasure
  • Trump Plans to Name Billy Bush Chair of FCC
  • Uncle Sam’s Demise (in five lines)
  • Trump Pledges to Make IRS Supportive of Tax Avoiders
  • If elected, Trump pledges “To Abolish the Environment”
  • In Defense of Deviousness
  • Trump Refuses to Release his Psychiatric Records
  • In post-BREXIT turmoil, Parliament suspends Magna Carta and grants Queen absolute power
  • Experts warn that Trump’s small penis could trigger World War III
  • Election Limerick
  • Trump in poetry
  • Bye, Bye, Miss Universe!
  • Washington’s Mount Vernon Renamed “Mount Trump”
  • Trump Bets a Billion Bucks on Deal to Make Himself appear “More Presidential”
  • Trump Refuses to Release his Psychiatric Records
  • Rope Purchases by Republican Party Organizations create severe Supply Shortages, especially in Swing States
  • What if the GOP ‘rigged’ the election?
  • The Wizard of Oz Cure for the Wicked Trump
  • Trump Claims to have received more votes than Washington, Jefferson, and Lincoln combined
  • Donald Trump Claims that Hillary Clinton has “No Balls”

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